Friday, April 27, 2012

Spy Kids 4

Today my group,minus one (he couldn't make it sadly), reviewed Spy Kids 4. Here is the plot: A retired spy is called back into action, and to bond with her new step-children, she invites them along for the adventure to stop the evil Timekeeper from taking over the world. (imdb.com)

What James thought:
Yes, this movie is for kids and I am taking this into consideration but that doesn't excuse this piece of crap movie!!! I went to this movie in theaters with a different group and it was the second night and it was empty. Don't get me wrong I loved the first two movies and the third seemed to much but this...this is going to far!!! In this movie there are so many time puns that doesn't add anything to it...it's like the movie forgot itself that it was a race against time. There are things that I wouldn't want my kids, I don't have any, but if I did I wouldn't want them to watch this movie but would allow them to see the first two because those were family friendly. For example they were really close, they sensored it at the last second, but Carmen Cortez almost said shit! In the middle of the movie, Marissa Cortez throws a diaper bomb and you can see baby crap flying... definitely don't want my kids to see this until they were 7 or 9. This movie really sucks!! 
What Chase thought:
Ok, this movie has been an eye-opener for me. It gave a new side of movie making that I would have thought of using. And if this is the style that future movies are going to use...MAY I DIE NOW AND FREE MYSELF FROM FURTHER AGONY!!! I mean honestly, this movie had no qualities of interest whatsoever and the acting was appalling from every actor! The only character of redeeming qualities would be the dog...yes, the DOG acted better than all the humans in this film. Also, don't even get me started on the amount of time puns! I swear half the dialogue is either a time pun or a sentence including the word time. If you would have seen the first movies you feel the pain of going through this film seeing what this has become. I don't care what age of the person is watching this movie, no human being that has any form of sense or taste in movies could find any enjoyment out of this CRAP! 

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